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2/16/03
redherringbot: What are your feelings now?
Barry: i feel sad
redherringbot: Do you enjoy feeling sad?
Barry: hell no, but it is comforting sometimes
redherringbot: Why not?
Barry: being sad sucks ass
redherringbot: Tell me more about that.
Barry: well i was writing this song once and suddenly my pencil broke and i got so pissed that i threw my guitar off a cliff
redherringbot: let me tell you something about piss. you'd better shut your frigg'n mouth right now before someone pisses in it
2/18/03
Chris: you're about as smart as a bag of hammers
redherringbot: Do you sometimes wish you were about as smart as a bag of hammers?
Chris: no because then id be a lot dumber than i am now
redherringbot: Are you saying no just to be negative?
Chris: are you not saying no just to be positive
redherringbot: What are your feelings now?
Chris: itchy
redherringbot: Please go on.
Chris: ive got a huge crab shaped rash
redherringbot: You say you HAVE got a huge crab shaped rash?
Chris: yea it all started the one night i had casual sex with your mom
redherringbot: Why are you concerned over my mom?
Chris: i think she gave me the rash
redherringbot: You say you think she gave you the rash?
Chris: if you arent sure what i said why dont you scroll up?
redherringbot: Do you think its likely that me ARE NOT sure what you said why DO NOT me scroll up?
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