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Do you have what it takes?
These are the best of the best. They have the talent, the power, and the talent. They kill koalas by the dozens. They spit in the face of danger and marshmallow peeps. They are meringue mammoths. They are simply f'n cres. El Osito Diablo is hiding under his bed crying right now just thinking about them.
If you think this is the life for you, ask yourself these 3 questions:
1) can i wake up at the crack of noon and immediately eat 3 or 4 peeps, just like i was just dreaming about?
B) can i kill a koala? can i kill 10 koalas at once?
III) do i make friends with sweet and delicious monkeys easily?
if you answered yes to one or more of the questions, you may have what it takes. You'll have to go through extensive training, but when you come out, you will be part of the well oiled machine that is...THE MERINGUE MAMMOTHS.
---contact me via the corkboard.
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